Yes, yes yall… I am now 30 years old and have conquered the roaring 20s. Tis better to learn from the mistakes of others, rather than experience them for yourself. So, take heed of the following grasshoppers. Don’t do these things. I’ve done them for you:
Man. This is the very last week of being in my 20s. On Sunday, I’ll be turning 30 in the Bahamas. (woo-hoo!)
I’m welcoming that dirty 30 with open arms. Excited for what’s ahead. Maybe when I return from my trip I’ll school you young grasshoppers on some life lessons the 20s have taught me.
Until then…To the beach, I go.